You remember top 50 Ghetto Names? Of course you do. Well here's an analysis of preppy girl names. Now granted, some of these names sound like bitches, though the two groups aren't mutually exclusive.
Category One
Ashley, Nicole, Melody, Kimberly, Amber, Brittany etc. You didn't need me to tell you that though. Snoop Dogg told you a while back. Ashley, Nicole, half these names are from the Pussycat Dolls. Plus remember the Ashleys from the TV show Recess back when you were kids? Forget it then. But just like top 50 ghetto names end in -a, a hell of a lot of these end with -y. More bonus points for alternate spellings.
Category Two
I like to call this GG level 1. Why? Due to the association with Gossip Girl. And you know what GG means in leetspeak. Yeah, when you meet one of these people, it's pretty much GG.
Who am I talking about here? These are girls with those guy names. Those unisex names. Circumstantial evidence? Some girl named Tyler in middle school turned out to be a budding preppy socialite once she hit 9th grade. And there's plenty of girls named Casey like that. Even more so with Kasey. Remember what I said about alternate spellings!
Need some more concrete facts? And why do I bring up Gossip Girl? Why that's because of Blake Lively and Taylor Momsen! For those who don't know, they are females. There's also guys named Ashley so who knows where this is headed?
Now onto Category 3.
Also pretty much GG here. Leighton Meester anyone? Yeah Category 3 is for weird names. Possibly names with an odd -ly sound. So Ashley and Kimberly are a bit too blase for this category. Heatherly, Oakleigh, Waverly, Truly, Happily, Sadly?
Category One
Ashley, Nicole, Melody, Kimberly, Amber, Brittany etc. You didn't need me to tell you that though. Snoop Dogg told you a while back. Ashley, Nicole, half these names are from the Pussycat Dolls. Plus remember the Ashleys from the TV show Recess back when you were kids? Forget it then. But just like top 50 ghetto names end in -a, a hell of a lot of these end with -y. More bonus points for alternate spellings.
Category Two
I like to call this GG level 1. Why? Due to the association with Gossip Girl. And you know what GG means in leetspeak. Yeah, when you meet one of these people, it's pretty much GG.
Who am I talking about here? These are girls with those guy names. Those unisex names. Circumstantial evidence? Some girl named Tyler in middle school turned out to be a budding preppy socialite once she hit 9th grade. And there's plenty of girls named Casey like that. Even more so with Kasey. Remember what I said about alternate spellings!
Need some more concrete facts? And why do I bring up Gossip Girl? Why that's because of Blake Lively and Taylor Momsen! For those who don't know, they are females. There's also guys named Ashley so who knows where this is headed?
Now onto Category 3.
Also pretty much GG here. Leighton Meester anyone? Yeah Category 3 is for weird names. Possibly names with an odd -ly sound. So Ashley and Kimberly are a bit too blase for this category. Heatherly, Oakleigh, Waverly, Truly, Happily, Sadly?
Adverbs describe:How, When, Where, Why
And usually end in -ly!
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